“Secret Issues” Mom Theme Song!!!

No sooner did we post “Secret Issues Mom” yesterday … when suddenly, what should appear on our Facebook page but an actual “Secret Issues Mom” theme song!

The lyrics below are by the amazing Angela from Bad Mommies. Please check them out, Like them on Facebook– they have hilarious lyrics on their page – and go see and support them if you’re in the San Francisco area! (They’re a real group and they really do rock and roll!)

Thank you, Amazing Angela!!!

(Note: You can play the video if you want to hear the music in the background.)

SECRET ISSUES MOM

There’s a mom who leads a life of danger.
She’s got needy kids, and no time for strangers
With every move she makes another chance she takes.
And she’s got to start again tomorrow.

Chorus:
Secret Issues Mom
Secret Issues Mom
ASD and SPD are not just letter games

Beware of some new clothing that you find.
A pretty shirt can be the itchy kind.
Oh, be careful what you pay,
They won’t wear it anyway
And you’ve got to start again tomorrow

Secret Issues Mom
Secret Issues Mom
ASD and SPD are not just letter games

(Repeat Chorus)

Ordering off the internet one day
And then fighting back to school crowds on the next day.
Oh, take back those scratchy socks
And return that itchy top
And you’ll have to start again tomorrow

Secret Issues Mom!!!

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