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MUNCHAUSEN SYNDROME BY PROXY

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I’ve always had a flair for the dramatic.  I’ll admit it. When I was 6 I pretended to have a walking issue in the pediatrician’s office which resulted in hideous brown corrective shoes.… Continue reading

School Refusal X Two = Feeling like a Failure….No, School’s Stupid….Wait….Let’s watch The Secret

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I’ll admit it.  All our trials and tribulations led me to learn how to read tarot cards and look for signs in nature because I didn’t know what the f*ck else to do.… Continue reading

It Takes One to No One

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I have learning issues and trying to find my way around wordpress is a complete nightmare.  I have anxiety just trying to copy and paste.  The truth is,  I am a lousy typist.… Continue reading

Looking for Attention in All the Wrong Places

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Take one smart boy and add several undefinable learning issues.  Fold in testosterone and a flare for entertaining.  Add a smidge of defiance.  Place him in a high school and don’t focus on… Continue reading

BOY + SLUSHY + COOKIE = MAYHEM

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DUH! Back in the olden days when I had an answering machine and no cell phone yet (thank God) my machine would sound like this……. “YOU HAVE FIVE NEW MESSAGES.  TO LISTEN TO… Continue reading